So Im still single but Ive been chatting casually to this guy I knew growing up. So I guess because we semi grew up together he feels like he already knows me and we dont need to reacquaint ourselves again. Honestly I dont know what homeboy is thinking, but anyway! I went to his house last night, just to chill and to get out of my own house. This was my second time being there, but the first time I was there for less than ten minutes (I was running late to work.) Ok so now Im looking around, taking a much more interest in his apartment, the furniture and the photos of his (ex?) girlfriend. Ummmm Im no rocket scientist but if you and your ex is no longer together then why are there several photos of her? So I went to use the bathroom and what do I find? A bag of pads! Now as far as I know, men dont get periods. So of course I ask, his response "My ex left them and I just never threw them out."
Now of course Im like yup he's a liar and he's prolly still boning his ex. {FYI, Its quite alright to be boning your ex, or other ppl for that matter, just BE REAL WITH ME!!} Im not his girlfriend and neither was I trying to be. I was trying to get to know him to enjoy his company. As Im holding my balance, while peeing, I look up on the door and see... PANTIES!! Now once again, as far as I know men dont wear panties. Well some do but the ones I date shouldn't! So When I leave the bathroom I asked him, "Ayyo, do you know there are panties on your bathroom door?", he says "They must've gotten mixed in with the wash." The look on my face says "UMM No, That's a lie!"
Why is it that a man just cant keep it real with a female? I went home shortly after the incident but it just made me realize why Im NOT DATING!!
-Jonez
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