Less than 24 hrs.

Im not sure whats really good with men now a days but Im not really feeling it. When I was talking to Bill it seemed like if we didnt have sex in 24 hrs, his peen would blow off! I know that because technology makes it that much easier to get to know a person, we feel like with the right amount of nicely answered text messages that we fully know a person. Well thats effin wrong! I need to hang out with you, vibe with you and vice versa. What makes you think that Im even going to want to do ANYTHING with you after knowing you for less than 24 hrs? Im not!

So I recently met this guy, and no its nothing to be excited about. It was like I just meet him and a couple of hours later hes asking me "If I think we'd make a good match". Im confused because I JUST met you! I have absolutely no idea if we'd make a good match or if we'd even become friends. I dont know anything about you to make even a simple decision about your personality or even your mental stability. So how on earth would I be able to tell you if we'd make a good couple. I was tempted to ask you the same question but I already figured you'd say yes and have us married off in three months with a baby five months after that.

Of course I want someone who wants to be in a committed relationship. Yes I want a hunny but I want to take my time in getting to know him. I dont see a reason to rush into something that Im going to end up regretting because I have no hesitations dumping you and starting my search over. But fellas for the future, Im going to need yall to relax with trying to boo a chick up less than 24 hrs! (laughing but so serious)