Randomness

-Why is the chick sitting next to me bag the same print as her sweater? Do we really have to be so matchy matchy?
-Why do Cosmo's taste so damn GOOD?
-How come I attract the craziest people? Woman included? Do I have a sign on my forehead that says I'm that mentally stable? No!
-Tell me how my first boyfriend in Bmore is really trying to holla again? Am I wrong for thinking about what could have been? But hesitant to relive the past?
-Im tired of being taking advantage of when I do a good deed. A simple thank you will suffice.
-Umm If I don't answer your call the first three times you call, do u really think I'm going to answer that block call? Fukc outta here
-Is my butt getting bigger cuz ALL my American eagle panties (M) are always in my bum? My bum getting bigger is bad cuz now I have to buy all NEW panties!!
-Is being bisexual the new black and if so are str8 people out of style?

-JONEZ