Gut 'em like a Fish

So Last night,
I was harassed by this drunk old man. I really hate taking the 2 train home, but thats the train I need so I have no choice but to deal with it, but I HATE IT!! Anyway, Im sitting across from him and he is feeling on himself. No Im not talking about him having an itch, he was damn there playing with this pee pee while it was in his pants. So now he is looking at me with lust in his eyes, so I said to him, play with me if you want to and I'll Gut you like a fish. He stops for a few stops but then he starts that sh!t up again! So I show his the butt of my "friend" in my bag, then I wink my eye. The old man had the nerve to lick his lips, so I was like eff it, Imma kill this man on the train. I doubted if anyone would testify again me since he was a pervert, he is prolly on the WATCHDOG list. So anyway I ended up moving my seat because I didnt want him to "accidentally" show his pee pee and then I would really Set It off on the train. So luckily he gets off the next stop, but not before he turns and looks my way. I just smirked and flipped him two birds (my middle finger). I hope I dont run into him again, or else I will put a hot one in his as$. ~Jonez